When the writer uses caps randomly in words. The writer is also supposed to spell most words incorrectly.
Dude: John, you dont seem to well today.
John: wUt dO yoU MeEn?
Dude: You are writing all wierd. Are you writing in Tard-Text again?
John: yAh, dATs BiCUs i jOIn dEH tARd cLUb.
A tard sac is late lazy person
Are you a tard sac?
Oh yes I am I’m the tardiest of the tard sacs
When tards pass 'tarded information on to other tards, leading to a giant clusterfuck.
"Did you hear that they're giving away 30 day free trials of Viagra?"
"STFU, I just called and they're not. The sales guy said they've been inundated with calls today because of this 'tard spiral."
A slow person who expects you to look everything up online even though they have Google.
This typical tard expects you to look everything up for the even though they have Google.
A piece of shit stuck to a penis, following anal Sex
"Dude, thought she cleaned up before anal, but afterwards I had a bugger tard stuck to my dick!"
"That person is so annoying. What a bugger yard."
A person who gets killed in an online video game even though they were cheating.
Ninja: "OH MY GOD THAT KID WAS CHEATING WHAT E-TARD SCUM" Tim: "bro chill"
A crack-head retard that lives in Lithuania
Oh nah mans you a Lithi-Tard on god.