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The black pregnancy test: Put a piece of chicken inside the female's vagina and wait 30 seconds. If there is a bite, there is a little nigga inside.
Hey Tyrone, have you done the black pregnancy test yet?
Tyrone: No.
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When finished with a test, the person waits for someone else to turn their test in so the person doesnt appear to be the first one finished with the test.
I waited 30 minutes after I was done with my test to turn it in, I didnt want to be first. I have test return anxiety,
When a guy masterbates to see if he still has a crush on someone. Determined if love is still present after he nuts(after all of the sexual drive is gone)
Bro I used The Everlasting Love Test, I’m in love with her!
green line test determines whos the bottom in a relationship
draw a dotted green line, angled parallel to the angle of their torso. repeat for every person in the photo.
the one standing proud/straight up is the top and the one thats angled into the other is a bottom bitch
see how that dudes leaning into his girl like that? he does not pass the green line test
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The FitnessGram™ Fucking Test is a multistage fucking capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter fucking test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The fucking speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to fuck in a straight line, and fuck as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.
Try Not to CUM. When doing the fitnessgram fucking test
Shaking a load (e.g. boxes, furniture) after tying it to a trailer, to assess if it is sufficiently secured. To pass the Graham Hall Test: when you shake the load, it should also shake the trailer. If not, then you haven't secured your load properly, and you should consider re-tying it.
That Lawnmower definitely passes the Graham Hall Test; When you shake the mower, the trailer shakes too!
Let's do the Graham Hall Test, to make sure my fridge won't fall off.
Used when referring to animals, the more fresh, tender, and flavorful they look, the higher the points
Jimmy: Yo, did you see that baby otter?
John: yeah, absolute A+ on the china food test