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To give someone (or yourself) a Yodelling David, one needs to first reach the stage of almost ejaculation after masturbation. As they are about to finish, they need to be castrated by a tool such as bolt-cutters or any other sharp utensil in order to create an explosive and bloody secretion. The sound of pleasure and pain combined to one can be described as the greatest yodelling of all time.
Person 1: "She gave me the Yodelling David last night"
Person 2: "What the fuck how are you still alive"
Person 1: "I'm a G, that's why"
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A weird ass nigga that likes "younger girls", and getting high on crack. You can often find him lurking in the mens bathroom waitimg for his next client.
David-That dude real weird, he a david Mason
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God
He's frikkin awesome. So many alter ego's and such a diverse musician. He isn't of just one genre, but of many. His music will live on forever.
Labyrinth, Ziggy Starbust, The Thin White Duke....see he's god!
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A character on the tv show Naval Criminal Investigative Service (NCIS) played by the Chilean actress Cote de Pablo. Ziva is Israeli and was formerly a Mossad liason officer for NCIS but is currently a Probationary Special Agent. She joined NCIS in season 3 after she killed her half-brother Ari Haswari to save Leroy Jethro Gibbs after Ari killed one of his agents Special Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd. From then on she had Gibbs' trust and is like a daughter to him, often times he affectionately calls her Ziver. She had a relationship with the old director, Jenny Shepherd; and often butt heads with her partner Anthony DiNozzo. Tony and Ziva have major sexual tension on the show and together make up the relationship Tiva. She is also close with the other agent, Timothy McGee, in a brother/sister relationship. It is known that Ziva's younger sister Tali was killed in a Hamas suicide bombing when she was only 16. Ziva's father, Eli David, is the Director of Mossad, and is a very mean man. At the end of season 6, he made Ziva quit NCIS and become a full time Mossad officer again, and sent her on a suicide mission in Somalia where she was captured, tortured, and presumed raped by terrorists. NCIS steps in and saves her.
All in all, Ziva David is a crazy israeli chick with impulse issues, is a ninja, and the best character on TV!!!!!! TIVA FOREVER!!!!!
Tony DiNozzo: Crazy Israeli chick
Ziva David: I will kill you 18 different ways with this paperclip
Ziva David: Tony, why are you here?
Tony DiNozzo: Couldn't live without ya, I guess
Viewer 1: Omg, did you see that? Do you think Ziva is really dead?
Viewer 2: She can't be, then the world would end!
Viewer 1: Did you see that Tiva moment last night in Jet Lag?
Viewer 2: YES! OMFG! They totally slept together, that is something I could totally see Ziva David doing... she's a ninja after all!
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David Suzuki is a Canadian geneticist, host of the CBC's Nature of Things, and one of the most trusted activists in the environmental movement. However, his support of the anthropogenic global warming theory, corporate sponsorship, doomsday predictions, and aversion to debate suggest that he is a self-serving junk scientist.
David Suzuki scared me into becoming an environmental scientist and now I know he's full of shit.
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Founder of a cult in the late 60's called Children Of God, later called "The Family" now known as TFI (The Family International). Berg was an anti-semetic pedophile who encouraged the women of his cult to lure in new members with sex. The phrase he coined for this practice was called "Flirty Fishing" or "FF". He made a perverse child raising guide with sexual photographs of his adopted son, Ricky Rodriguez who killed himself and another member in 2005. The Family International currently has over 10,000 members. Berg died in 1994 at the age of seventy-five. Good riddance. All religions are brainwashing cults, some just happen to be socially acceptable unlike TFI.
Lets go dig up David Berg and sodomize his corpse.
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An actor from the spin off show from buffy the vampire slayer, angel. Playing a vampire with a soul trying to redeem himself and help the helpless in LA.
I loved david boreanaz in the movie Valentine
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