TFI

Abbreviation for "Thanks for invite."

Lawrence Chu: I am going to watch a movie by myself.
Me: TFI

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TFI

Short for "Thanks for the info!".

Meant to be used sarcastically when a person spontaneously tells you something you do not need to and/or want to know.

Hosé: "I had the most horrible diarrhea yesterday."
You: "TFI!" or "Thanks for the info!" (with a sarcastically surprised look)

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TFI

Total Fucking Idiot. Term that should be used to describe terrorists who blow themselves up in public places, instead of "suicide bomber." Such a person should be treated with absolutely no respect.

Our top story tonight... A TFI killed at least 20 people in a busy street in Bagdad today.

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TFI

Too Fucking Intimate.
Too Freakin' Intimate.
Too F'n Intimate.
T.F.I.

Various situations apply. Such as a group of friends are together and one of them is telling a story and provides extra intimate details about a person. That's TFI!

Or someone opens a bag of chips and is sharing it and one of the others double dips and/or stick his hand in the bag to get more chips after licking his fingers.
That's TFI!

Or A person talks about their bathroom habits or their underwear preference with coworkers.
That's TFI!

Or A coworker calls another coworker from the bathroom or bathtub.
That's TFI!

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TFI

"The Fuck-Its"
that moment when you just dont give a damn about a situation; what ever happens, happens.

" i was been spazzin about the test all week, but when the time came, i got TFI and just chose C for everything

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TFI

anacrynm for Think Fuck It; an expression often quoted by followers, supporters and advocates of Don't-give-a-fuckism, a state of apathy or indifference.

1st person: "We're gonna be late if you don't get a move on". 2nd person: "Hey, TFI"

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TFI

What one exclaims upon seeing a girl with voluptuous melons. It stands for Titty Fuck Immediately.

"TFI! TFI!" Rick screamed as he saw Kathy walk into the party.

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