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The opposite of cock blocking; To somehow put a guy in a position where he has to freak/dance/have sex etc. with an unattractive female
If I introduced you to an ugly chick even after you told me explicitly that you feel that she is ugly, i have cock forced you
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When you are so stoned, that you just feel like a total zombie and have no interest in sex.
To be too high to spit any decent game at a girl, or to even want to conversate with a girl.
James: " So Garrett are you going to meet up with her after we finish this blunt and get it in or what?! "
Garrett: " Dude I dont know if im meeting up with her anymore."
Mark: " Well, I guess its safe to say Garrett got Kush Cock"
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Premature ejaculation during vaginal intercourse
That girl's pussy was so tight, it made me cock sneeze
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the circumference of you cock
"Charles, what's your cock girth?"
"I'm not telling or showing you unless you're one of my hoes, bitch"
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When a man inserts his penis into another man's penis hole. It can take several hours for the couple to work the recipient's penis hole to a useable size. Often the couple will use vaginal sounds or other instruments of gynecology to get the dickhole to enlarge to sufficient size.
We lost the power last night, so we spent the whole time storm cocking each other instead, by candlelight.
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when a man is talking to a woman and another woman walks up, and spontaneously the two women walk much faster than the man is willing to walk. Associated closely with cock blocking, but only occurs while walking.
"God Damn bro, I was chatting up Suzy and we were totally clicking, but then Elen walked up and all the sudden both of them were fifty feet in front of me."
"that sucks man, Elen totally cock walked you. What a bitch"
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when a man pinches the head of his dick just before climax in order to build pressure before releasing the head and flexing his dick to achieve a cum shot with amazing distance.
my girl was laying on the edge of the bed while i stood beside it and fucked her. just be for i came i backed away from the side of the the bed so i might give her a good cock blast. i surprised her when i hit her in the bottom of her chin from five feet away.
man: Here it comes! AAGGHHH
woman: Oooooo i love how your cum spashes off my face when you cock blast me like that!
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