gynecology

The luckiest person on the planet.

Jim: Hey whats your job.
Joe: Gynecology.
Jim: Damn you lucky!
Joe: Yeah. I ended up eating her out.

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Gynecologize

The act of thoroughly covering your index and middle finger in a substantial amount of icy hot and promptly inserting them into a woman's vagina with a medically proactive and pleasureable intent.

Ex 1) I will gynecologize your mom before the night is over.

Ex 2) "Hey tina, why so blue?"

"Oh, i dont know, its just ever since I broke up with my boyfriend nobody has been around to gynecologize me lately :("

"Thats a shame. Hey, come to think of it, i have 2 fingers, a penis, and a tub of icy hot at my house!"

"MARRY ME MUTHA FUCKA"

";)"

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Gynecological

The expression of seeing a woman split her legs atop your windshield as you sit behind the steering wheel.

Watching Cameron Diaz do the catfish on my car was gynecological!

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