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The sexual act of placing a testacle into a vagina, preferably when the penis is flacid.
My ball is cold, can I make a clam's pearl?
The classy way to refer to female masturbation.
Ralph was back on his bullshit first thing in the morning, but Janet could not be bothered, as she was busy harvesting the pearl.
The classy way to refer to femal masturbation.
Ralph was back on his bullshit first thing in the morning, but Janet could not be bothered, as she was busy harvesting the pearl.
When one male ‘Jams’ his testicles into another males rectum.
Oh Sergio… please let me Pearl Jam you in the bathroom stall…
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The only big 4 grunge band who's lead vocalist isn't dead.
Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam is immortal and not to mention he's a fantastic vocalist.
The compressed chunks of oil, dirt, debris and dead skin that form deep in the hidden folds of your naval.
Not to be confused with common daily belly button lint, they usually apply only to individuals with "innie" belly buttons. Dirt pearls can not simply be washed away but instead must be methodically removed, usually with the use of a narrow tool such as a pair of tweezers.
When cleaning your belly button, make sure you clean deeply and thoroughly to remove the dirt pearls. This is important to personal hygiene much in the same way as cleaning under your finger nails.