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Switch MILF

Women of child bearing age that are hooked on Nintendo Switch.

Sam's mom started playing Animal Crossing, she's a total Switch MILF

by Otterpops86 March 20, 2022


Switch girlfriend day

August 19th switch partners with a friend that either has a girlfriend or a friend you think has a thing for your girl.

Omg its nearly switch girlfriend day whose ready to start trouble.

by Sheknowswho. February 6, 2021


lava-lamp-switch

An old American Indian trick whereby two seemingly similar objects are swapped for nefarious purposes. Originally, tribesman would switch wigwams with another tribesman if they found their wigwam to be leaky.

The recipient of the new wigwam then bears the cost of fixing the leaky cover. The term was modernised in 2006, after it was noted that broken lava lamps resembled leaky wigwams.

This behaviour has also been observed in ant society, in particular with reference to the species "Sless".

That clown has pulled a lava-lamp-switch!

Surely my friend hasn't betrayed me with a lava-lamp-switch?

by Another August 23, 2006


speckle-headed switch hitter

While approaching the mound Bobby looked at Ricky and felt as if he needed to change the side of the plate in which he may swing? That makes me look at it as if Ricky probably thinks that Bobby is gay so he is now turned his sights to understanding how to pitch left-handed or to felch his mother's cousin let's talk about this next Saturday said Mom to her speckle-headed switch hitter.

His gay dad was a speckle-headed switch hitter .

by Thunderdome Kingdom 22 May 2, 2021

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Blue Switch

The act of transferring a phone call from your smartphone to your car's bluetooth system. The phrase can replace the somewhat verbose run on sentence that typically describes the transfer process.

Hold on while I get in my car and transfer the call to my car's bluetooth speaker.

Sorry about that, the call was switching over from my phone to my car.

Hold on a sec while I blue switch you.

Sorry, just blue switched you.

by Nedgo August 16, 2022


Switched

Leaving one alone and going with the other one.

The girl switched to the one that shared everything he stole on em.

by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020


Boner Switch

Any new discovery that excites you.
Like "turned me on" was used in a non-sexual context.

Bro, you have got to check out this new band! They totally tripped my boner switch!

by Pat Lark February 10, 2023