bright shiny thing

1. A thing that is bright, and shiny.
2. A great forum in the cruel world we call internet; glowworm depository; dolfie haven.

1. This diamond ring is a bright shiny thing.

2. I'm going to the Bright Shiny Thing now to collect wormies!

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wrap things up

to wrap things up

Yo Chris they're coming at us man, you'll have to wrap things up. We gotta go.
Hey miss where's the pizza i ordered 20 minutes ago, wrap things up i wanna eat.

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Next Big Thing

An annual rock concert held in Tampa, FL. The event is organized by the radio station 97x. It is, without a doubt, the best most awesomenistic chaboomski ridiculous spectacular event ever in the Tampa Bay area.

NEXT BIG THING IS HOSTING MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, A DAY TO REMEMBER, BLACK KEYS, CHEVELLE, SWITCHFOOT, CAGE THE ELEPHANT, THE DIRTY HEADS, FINGER ELEVEN, PAPER TONGUES, SICK PUPPIES, AGAINST ME!, AMERICAN BANG, AND NEON TREES ON DECEMBER 5TH, 2010!

Anyone who is anyone is going, unless for good reason.

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I did a thing

The caption of someones social media post representing their newly done tattoo

Random girl on instagram: "I did a thing yesterday! Looks awesome!"

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Monkey Things Up

When you are a lifelong racist, and you are running for governor against a black man, and you accidently let the mask slip, and you choke on your dog whistle on national television.

“He is impressively articulate for someone trying to monkey things up in politics” some republican candidate accurately portrayed

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The best thing ever

Xinas cock

Would you like to see the best thing ever?

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stranger things day

you hate stranger things - i know it Izabella

Friend 1 : *talks about stranger things*
Izabella : uhh here we go again
random person: is it hate stranger things day? :)

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