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Loves wearing a leather gimp suit and mask while being voluntarily chained to a basement wall and joyfully begging for more of master's feces in which to consume like the fuckboy slave he is. Master provides a fresh feast of feces daily for the gimps insatiable hunger for human waste through a 4" self lubricated pvc feeding system in the kitchen closet in which leads to the gimps lair.
"Shut up shit gimp we've got company, stop bangin on that pipe!!!"
The shit that comes up soon after standing and putting on pants after already relieving oneself. Can even hit the five minute mark where one decides to hit. Sort of like a second wind for your butt.
Man, I had just buckled my pants and stepped out of the bathroom when that Second Shit hit me!
Aw weak, I hate when that happens.
Similar to beer goggles, when girls that look like shit are infinitely more attractive to a dude who is drunk off his ass.
"Dude did you guys see Nick last night, he totally had shit specs on when he was grinding on that whale!"
"I left my shit specs at home, so I might actually fuck a good looking girl tonight"
The first one ever done by CodComedyTJ it is when you jack off while taking a shit
TJ- I'm having a shit wank
Any normal person- EW WHAT THE FUCK!
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When a group of people shits in the toilet, but decides not to flush, thus creating a shit staircase to the rim of the toilet
Cleaner1 "Those students are filthy bastards"
Cleaner2 "Why?"
Cleaner1 "They left a shit staircase in the lavatory"
Cleaner2 "Filthy Students"
The sudden urge to have a bowel movement, causing the immediate cancellation of previously scheduled daily plans.
"Professor Smith I just want to appologize for missing last class. Ya' see I was sitting in the class before this one and could just feel a shit-astrophe brewing. Needless to say, I had to run back to my dorm. I'm sure you'll understand."
A metaphor used for when you're committed to a situation but are unsure how it is going to turn out. When you are "shitting in the dark" you have to complete the task whether you know what your doing or not. It may turn out to be messy or it may be a success.
Bob really left me "Shitting in the dark" on this one.