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Water going in the opposite direction of where you would like it to be
When you make a delivery to the toilet with your poop that has popcorn mashed inside of said poop.
I ate three bags of Orville Red and Backers last night. Not my finest moment, but made some lovely water popcorn in the toilet this morning.
A man of dark skin that is so far below the poverty line they use dirty puddle water to wash a stolen bike.
"This nigga was washing his bike of of a fucking puddle,"
"Man that's some real puddle water shit"
A seal that apparently looks like a cat in water... nice work
Oh shit, look, there's a Water Cat!
OMG I'M SO SCARED
Any phrase that is used in dirty context to create a conversation that appears sexual in nature, although it is completely harmless.
She neglected to water the ficus, and consequently it went limp and withered back to where it once came.
The act of dropping your ass into the toilet water before shitting. Causing a no splash back situation and often very quiet.
Michael had his girlfriend round but needed to shit. He decided a water birth would be the most quiet and effective option as he didn't want to put her off with the usual bowl splattering sound.
That watery film that greets you upon opening the yogurt for the first time, or after a long period of yogurty neglect.
Red Mango worker: "Would you like to try our new special gurt water? Our gurt water has plenty of probiotics that are great for the whole family and will leave you feeling gurty as ever."
Person: "What's gurt water?"
Anyone else: "What's gurt water?? Y'know, GURT water! I love gurt water!"