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The Immortal Enemy of the infamous things known as C.A.T.S. Which are dominating the minds of young teenagers and old women. Also, some type of people called "scientists" call them "Canis lupus familiaris" for something called "distinguishing"
James: "Yo, Scientist James I got a new Dog!"
Sciencetist: "Habilis, may I ask to rent your Canis lupus familiaris for my fellow teenage Sapien who lives in the next to my habitat"
A dog is a loving companion that will never leave your side. A dog is there for you no matter what. If you’re sad, a dog is there to cheer you up. If you’re happy, a dog is there to share the moment. If you’re angry at the world, a dog will be there to turn your frown upside down. A dog is a furry friend that loves you more than a fat kid loves cake.
Them: I wish I could be happier..
Me: Get a Dog, they’re wonderful at cheering everyone up!
Them: It worked! Thank you for this amazing creature!
"Jenna, how was your soccer game?"- It was fine but a girl on the other team smelt like dog.
"Wow, he is dog at soccer"
A type of delicacy in asian culture. We eat it either slow cooked or grilled on the spot. You can either put salt or paprika on it to add flavor and texture. I would recommend not eating it with an asian friend as they would absolutely fucking demolish that shit in 2.3 seconds.
"Jimmy: Hey Xheng Xhenong, Do you want to eat some dog with me?" "Xheng Xhenong: shut the fuck up witcho bitchass bod"