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Captain H-Ball

Any extremely intoxicated boat captain from a mix of cocaine, mushrooms and cheap beer.

Dam Captain H-Ball we almost hit the channel marker doing 60mph in a no wake zone. Arrrr past me the straw and platter and let me arrrrr powder the nose.

by Captain Smoothwater September 2, 2022


Kicked in the Balls

An extremely dishonorable fighting procedure, its a unwritten rule that all men shall never strike the testicles of another man.

"To be kicked in the balls is a violation of the Male Geneva Convention."

by Rangoisthebestmovie May 11, 2022


Charlie-balling

A sharp (charlie horse like) pain in a man's testicles.

"babe, I think I'm dying! Hurry up!! I'm Charlie - balling!!! I need you like yesterday! OMG!!! It's like blue balls but worse!

"Charlie-balling is a sharp, intensified pain that shoots down into a man's left testicle."

by Ohtheironyisreal96 December 5, 2020


Rod and ball tourture

First find a female partner then let her chain you down to a slab of wood and shove a rods up their ass, throat, and penis. Then proceed to whoop his balls with a little whip.

Person 1: are you Daring.
Person 2: yes
Person 1: let’s to rod and ball tourture
Person 2: FUCK THAT

by fuck_niggers_69 February 9, 2021


8 ball tuesday

The rule stating that an 8 ball's advice is only correct on Tuesdays

guy 1: yo this 8 ball just said that I'm losing my house tomorrow
guy 2 : but it's wednesday
guy 1: oh yeah I forgot about 8 ball tuesday

by truckjumperdude July 16, 2024


Snot ball

when someone takes a huge snot rip off a r!g

i know it’s your first time hitting this but i won’t give you a snot ball of a hit

by ChromeTipDip December 19, 2021


Kick the Ball

my game which was made in 2001. i was 8 years old and i played with my friend brennan

Me: Hey Brennan, wanna play Kick the Ball?
Brennan: yea sure why not?
Brennan: *kicks it on the roof*
Me: ...
Brennan: ...
Me: Hey, we still have the storage room!
Brennan: yea!

by Wobort May 24, 2022