Baby Zoo

the youtube channel that serves fetish videos to impressionable children

Dad: Hey son how are you doing? I came back with the milk!
5 year old after watching Baby Zoo: UHH YES DADDY PLEASE INFLATE ME UHH YES I'M FUCKING CU-
Dad: goodbye, son.

flour baby

An assignment you have to do in health class

Basically take a sack of flour and treat it As a baby

And you run the risk of dropping it.

Me: "I have to do the flour baby assignment after the long weekend."
My friend: "damn, can't be that hard"
*one week goes by*
Teacher: aight everyone! Today is the day where we do the project!
Me internally: "NOOOOOOOOOO"

baby back ribs

yo mom eats them

i eat baby back ribs

Baby Flakes

Dried Semen

That guy I hooked up with got baby flakes all over my bed sheets!

Bolt Down Baby

1. When the L.A Chargers lose to the N.E Patriots 28-41 in the divisional round .

2. To be stuck in a moment of sadness or depression. When the party is definitely not ready to start

Example 1
A: yo man I’m super sad rn my friend Cassidy just died .

B: yooo.. bolt down baby .. bolt down

Example 2

L.A Charger fans around the world : “ bolt
Down baby”

Baby legs

A phrase used to describe someone who struggles with buoyancy while scuba diving and therefore, moves their legs quickly to keep the trim of a normal diver; similar to the way a toddler would walk. Not to be confused with bicycling.

I felt like I had baby legs in the water today.

Baby pony

A significant other a boyfriend/girlfriend

I went to go to see my baby pony