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To flick a penis. Also a gay porn movie.
John thought it would be funny to give me a cock-flick, he delves in those cock-flick pictures though.
Black cock in the ass
“Hey man wanna talk about the Holocaust?”
“Black cock in the ass,” *proceeds to shit*
“Hey sexy, wanna talk about the Holocaust?”
“Black cock in the ass” *proceeds to shit*
When you fard through your cock.
Guy 1: *pffft*
Guy 2: Ew bro, what was that?
Guy 1: Sorry, it was a cock fard.
• Description: A male endowed with length, girth, and brutal natural stamina that lead to UPD. Not to be confused with Cod (note the small “d” for the small dick).
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
“OMG!”
“Is that going to fit?”
“It has its own zip code”
“How do you walk with that?”
“Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.
OMG! You need to try this! His Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD) causes UPD for days! True story!
When you put hot dog condiments on a cock then you suck the condiments off
My girlfriend gave me a cock dog. I came all over her face
A naive female who does sexual favors for a friend and possibly his friends to get coke when they can’t afford it.
Person 1: Who’s Dewey Cocks?
Person 2: One of my bitches, you tryna smash. She’ll blow and smash the homies for a gram.
Person 1: Comig over with the gang right now.