copd

Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease. Common term for lung diseases such as emphysema or asthma. Also Common Old Person's Disease, referring to the fact that COPD shows up mostly in the over-50 group.

The doctor told her that her COPD was due to her 2-pack-a-day habit.

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COPD

Refers to a severe shortness-of-breath lung-disorder that causes the sufferer to uncontrollably writhe his body and spasmodically flail his limbs in such shocking and alarming motions that he often gets investigated by the police to see if he's drunk, high on drugs, an escapee from a mental ward, etc.

COPD patient: I'm gonna get myself a medical bracelet at the hospital so that I can just show that to any officer who stops me on the street while I'm in the middle of an oxygen-starved panic-attack.

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COPD

Acronym for "Circle of Poor Decisions," a drinking game in which several people stand in a circle with a bottle of Andre Champagne. The aim of this game is for everyone to swig from the bottle, and pass it to the person next to them. The game concludes when the last person to drink finishes the bottle on their particular turn. This person then must throw the bottle into the street, shattering the remnants of the once full bottle. This event is symbolic of what is sure to be the first many poor decisions made during that day/evening.

Yo, pass me that 'Dre, and lets go play COPD in the front yard.

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Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD)

• Description: A male endowed with length, girth, and brutal natural stamina that lead to UPD. Not to be confused with Cod (note the small “d” for the small dick).
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
 “OMG!”
 “Is that going to fit?”
 “It has its own zip code”
 “How do you walk with that?”
 “Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.

OMG! You need to try this! His Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD) causes UPD for days! True story!

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Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD)

• Description: A male endowed with length, girth, and brutal natural stamina that lead to UPD. Not to be confused with Cod (note the small “d” for the small dick).
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
 “OMG!”
 “Is that going to fit?”
 “It has its own zip code”
 “How do you walk with that?”
 “Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.

OMG! You need to try this! His Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD) causes UPD for days! True story!

COPD

Cock Obstructive Pussy Disease: Where a woman's pussy is so diseased that it keeps a man from penetrating during sex.

Fred couldn't have sex with Felicia because of her (COPD) Cock Obstructive Pussy Disease.

COPD

When alexavier morgan sits on ur chest

I gave Kyle COPD