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The cutest dog you will ever meet. She is also my dog. MINE!!
Me: IF YOU HAVE NOT MET MOLLY THE DOG YOU ARE ALL THE WORST!!!
Friend: (Backs away) Okay....
How the greatest excuse of all time begins. Which Can be used for almost any thing and is almost never finished.
1.
Teacher: "Al? Where's your homework?"
Al: "Well, there was this dog..."
Teacher: "*sigh* Nevermind."
2.
Pat: "Why is your shoe wet?"
Al: "There was this dog..."
When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.
Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out
Coined by a member of Solar Cartel Ltd, an "underground dog" refers to a shady, cool individual reminiscent of iconic criminals like Al Capone. This term describes someone who exudes an air of mystery and edginess, operating in the shadows and involved in activities outside the law. The "underground dog" is known for their enigmatic charm and unconventional style, making them effortlessly cool, albeit in a dubious and underground manner.
"Watch out for that guy; he's like an underground dog, walking the line between the law and the underworld with ease."
Weasel the dog is a British pup who eats cats on his free time. He doesn’t enjoy when there’s too much blood in his food. He is also a gay pup. He enjoys scooting his butt on the floor and stretching. His favorite holiday is halloween and he’s single and ready to mingle
“Oh look it’s weasel the dog!”
“Weasel the dog is a gay British pup.”
Before the start of intercourse take a shit in the floor and rub your partners face in it while hitting it from behind(doggy style)
My wife said she wanted to spice things up in rhe bedroom and do something dirty so I shit in the floor and proceeded to do the Bad Dog