lettuce in the head

Someone who is getting too self confident and showing off

Someone when assumes a higher rank and becomes so full of oneself

Ever since she got that new car she grew lettuce in the head

Ever since he applied to the new job he has lettuce in the head

This guy is too arrogant and has lettuce in the head

Big Head Season

Between the months of September and February where girls begin to look for their special big head.

After hot girl summer finishes Big head season begins. Girls begin to spam every male friend in their contacts in aims of catching a bighead.

“Heyyy bigheaaad”

It’s bighead season and Suzy is going hard to catch her bighead
-big head season

Head Wizard

Noun; Title held by an expert in Wizardry and leader of The Velvet Wizards.

Definition: Leader of all Wizards, is most-knowledgeable in all things Wizard related, has adapted all Wizard ways of life and strictly adheres to the beliefs, is of the highest Wizard authority. May be self-appointed in certain situations and often is female, but it is not required. The Head Wizard must have a Velvet item of clothing on at all times. When not wearing any clothing, a Velvet Staff is the only acceptable replacement.

The Head Wizard must possess excellent oral skills. Performance and aptitude tests of this skill are required.

“The Head Wizard has called an emergency meeting.”

“ As the Head Wizard, only approve of your Velvet Staff, Ron.”

garble head

a complete moronic mush mouth individual with no direction in his/her life.

Man that kid is a complete garble head mush mouth maniac.

outta de head

Drunk, High (on weed,hash or coke) and violent.

im outta de head lads. are yall outta de head?

Base head

Maesean. Caleb. Willie. Basically the whole track team.

The amount of base headed-ness depends on the amount of dumb things a person does in one day. Levels ranging from being a base head to being a based god. Base god being the highest level of being based. Rodrick sykes and johnna (last name) are current holders of the based god title.

Mark and Caleb: lets go to the beach or something

Johnna: what banquet?
Mark: oh gosh you a base head
Caleb: other hand sykes

Sphere head

Someone who likes 2008s

Yo dude, this guy likes my sisters friends he’s such a sphere head