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Slant-Eyed Rice Field Pussy

When her pussy looks just as tightly squinted as her eyes. And it has hair grown just like the Texan Coastal Grass

I like to fuck that slant-eyed rice field pussy just like I like pounding mochi.

by Komoot May 20, 2021


pussy magic

when a mf is so ugly and gets pussy yk it’s gotta be some kinda magic

Trent is so ugly, but he still gets bitches. Must be that pussy magic!

by not paris hilton <3 July 2, 2022


forever pussy

The pussy that’s soooo perfect you want to keep it forever.

I slept with a girl last night whose pussy was so amazing I’m thinking about making it my forever pussy!

by TMC502 October 31, 2023


fat dildo in my pussy

the thing I do to your bitch every Monday, Thursday and Friday afternoon

" hey can you put that fat dildo in my pussy please"

by peachesandstrawbarrys February 16, 2021


Kidnap the pussy

To have sex with one's pussy without ones permission generally in the middle of an argument or middle of the night or worst-case scenario while one is asleep

If she keep sending me signals I'm a kidnap the pussy

You've known him for two weeks and he already tried to kidnap the pussy , did you let him ?

by BreannaW July 24, 2017


pussy drought

When either sex ain't getting play! The duration between the last time you got "pie" all over your face or when you played "Hide The Sausage" until the next time.

Dan: "What's wrong, Stan?"
Stan: "I'm going through what I think might be withdraw."
Dan: "What do you mean?"
Stan: " This has been the longest pussy drought I've gone through since my college days!"

by stone412 December 29, 2014


Pussy Problems

A synonym for describing a woman's period or 'time of the month'.

"Hey Sarabellah how's your pussy problems treating you this month?"

by sleepdeprival February 5, 2022