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fake head day

Prank your friends by telling them you gave head to someone when you really didn’t
May 29th

ex: I gave head to Jerry. JK its national fake head day

by guru345 April 23, 2020


naughty head

Naughty head. The lowest of the low. This special combination of words is reserved only for the scummiest of scum. Said scummy person has to have committed at least two capital crimes (Murder, Terrorism, Pedophilia etc.) and Pedophiles in general.

This word can also be used for the big greedy corporate wall street CEO's that only care about themselves.

Some real life examples of a few naughty heads:

Charles Manson (Serial Murder)
Osama Bin Laden (Terrorist)
Semion Mogilevich (Fraud)
Tony Hayward
Jeffrey Kindler
John G. Stumpf

You get the idea. Please only use this word when you really need to.

by NiceHead February 16, 2012


Pyramid Head

noun

: an act of fellatio, oral stimulation of the penis in which a physical manifestation of ones Id performs said act, while donning a Pyramid shaped helm :

variants: Pye Ehdding (British Vulgar Slang)

Ancient Egyptian "9to5"

*Not to be confused with the more common "Sleeping Pyramid Head" in which the same act is performed , except the head of the Id is sat upon to cause numbness. Similar to "the Stranger" : vvww.selfgrowth.net/articles/masturbation-magic-the-stranger-technique

From "Sweaters to Freedom", an op-ed penned by Bill Cosby for the Washington Post:

I was in a little town by the name of Silent Hill with my Daughter Cleo, and our car broke down. We entered a service station and a fancy triangular shredded figure appeared. He then began sucking my hog dry of all life. I exclaimed, "oouuu Cleo! Ima gettin that Pyramid Head, dontcha know!

by Scoopy8675309 August 26, 2022


Head Games

hed-geym Repeated childish and petty games played by a self loathing, miserable, piddly-ass bitch supervisor named Christina in an attempt at psychological one-upmanship, often employing passive–aggressive behavior in continuously failed attempts to demoralize or dis-empower the thinking subject while hoping to make the aggressor look superior. Often resorted to as a last ditch effort when subordinates fail to stoop to the same level. Many times these actions are performed by pathetic, emotional quadriplegics against intellectual Jedi’s. Usually the aggressor suffers from undiagnosed psychological problems accompanied by one of more physical rheumatology issues such as MS, where the body attacks itself in part due to the aggressors internal ugliness working itself outward.

See also: Abuse of Power, Desire to Control, Gaslighting, and Cunt Manager

She’s joining the meeting by phone because Christina’s playing her head games again.

by The Intellectual Jedi July 25, 2024


break head

to overwork yourself for a long period of time.

“I’m going to break head for these exams

by 3stelle May 23, 2021


head houdini

the act of giving or receiving magical blow jobs

Damn bitch that's some fucked up head houdini now where'd you put my dick?

by antie nae September 27, 2011


lead-head

A stereotypically American person.

Derogatory; Ironically associates the negative (poisoned) intellectual (head) outcomes of American citizens with the prevalence of environmental contamination and firearm ammunition (lead).

Secretary: "How was the community engagement meeting about the new city bus service?"
Local Council Member: "All boomers. Always boomers. Fucking hell, don't those lead-heads have lawns to guard? They never want anything that's good for society, they never even leave their house except to eat at that shitty diner next to the highway without tipping"
Secretary: "..."
Local Council Member: "This country is a disaster, I don't even know why I try to fix it, there's nothing here worth saving anymore, I'm moving to Amsterdam"

by namanish June 15, 2022