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Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!
Turtle face mushroom-head
Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?
Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?
Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee
Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.
When you give someone a blowjob while you're eating spaghetti
"My boyfriend and i ate spaghetti last night"
"Well did you give him Spaghetti Head?"
"What's that?"
"It's when you give someone head while eating spaghetti."
"Oh then yes and he loved it"
A crazy ass crackhead who’s on that rush tweakin out and shit on the streets.
Aye bro you see that homeless ass nigga tweakin? Fuckin Rush Head!!
when one reaches up their female friend's "twat", as they say in Toronto, and grabs hold of whatever is up there, rips it out and wears it like a hat. (this could also be used as a bald cap or a Halloween candy bag.)
"After i got bored with Chloe, I pulled a squid head on her"
The kind of head you want when you say you want head but you also won’t get head from just anybody without an emotional investment.
Yo, you down for some NSA head?
Nah, I’m only ever down for emotional head, HMU when you have your life together.
When one gets head by a complete surprise in a slow matter which would make ones legs curl.
"Did you fuck her?"
"Nah, but I got that surprise slow head doe."
Don't overthink it. Don't be petty.
If someone has been nagging you about the same thing over and over like...
"You already have 6 different types of flour, why don't you use the ones you have before buying another one?"
Short answer, "Don't wreck your head over it".