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Giving a girl a facial and then proceeding to shake your unwashed hair over her. Dandruff sticks to the sperm covered areas as a result
"Jess is so freaky! She let me give her a face flurry so good it looked like she's been living in a snow globe"
"I gave my girl a face flurry so thick the superintendent had to close school for it!!
A face mask generally used on specimens with underdeveloped jaw lines. Generally the rare disease leaves victims with only two planes of sight. This means they can only see in 2D or in 1D. Just think, the original Super Mario Brothers for the NES had a better graphics system than the system that these people see in their everyday lives. I can't describe how I feel about this indistinct disease, it's one of the most minimally understood disease. People that suffer from octagonal synthetic face mask disorder generally do not live for much more than thirty years.
Superman was once thought to have octagonal synthetic face mask disorder.
When something is so stupid that you go back in time to punch the Hiroshima bomb with your face.
Ryan: Lying people are the most honest.
Sam: *Face Hiroshimas*
Ryan: ...WTF!!!!!????
Bitch Face Sprung or BFS is when you are inexplicably attracted to and consequently aroused by women with intense resting bitch face or an outwardly cold demeanor.
These men often find great pleasure in the pursuit and sexual conquering of these cheerless and uninviting women.
James: I don't know what it is about Caitlin, but I love fucking the attitude out of her and changing her Resting Bitch Face into a smile.
Michael: man, you're always Bitch Face Sprung.
When someone presses their face against their partner's and whines before or during cumming.
A combination of the sentiments of 'in your face' and to do something 'like a dog'; can denote desperation, inferiority, and/or pet play or puppy play.
Doesn't necessarily have to be face to face; their face to their partner's face, cheek, or even to their neck or shoulders can count as being a face puppy.
"I dommed him so good that he was a face puppy by the time I let him cum."
When your face in a mirror or selfie looks drastically better in reality. People who look bad in selfies but good in real life do not have this condition.
“I thought he was hot, but it was a bad case of flip-face. Not cute in person at all”
“I learned I had flip-face when I turned off front camera mirroring. Now I don’t even recognize myself.”
john is the embodiment of the neutral face emoji