A fool so ignorant of his own stupidity, he might as well believe a cock is an ass.
"Louie, you cock-ass! You forgot to buy peanut butter!"
The candidate had the look for president, but when he opened his mouth, he sgood there babbling like a cock-ass.
brittany came home after a long day of work, she walked into her room to see brady watching VR porn. brady was grunting and moaning and he took off the oculus and saw her standing there so he immediately ripped off her clothes and pulled out his armadillo cock. he bent her over whike listening to novacane and put the black mustard cock into her purple vagina. after he nuts inside her and his grimey pumpkin seed tasting cum runs out of her hairy butthole he licks it up and twirls the hair with his tongue. he puts the oculus back on for round two.
he has an armadillo cock
my cock and balls that are attached
Me: i put my cock and balls into that horny slut last night.
Them: nice girl!
When you find a roach in the Chinese food you ordered.
"Yo bro lets order from wok n roll again", nah there cock-a-chink.
An item that is out of position, out of place or broken, sideways, crooked, just not right
That part were never work or fit in there it's all cock wobbled...
When you don’t help your friend(s) out for your other friend
“Hey ky your a cock blocker for not pmo with your friend” 🤷🏾
A guy who tries to sabotage the friendship between a girl and another guy.
Mark told Stacey a fake story about a fake girlfriend of mine. What a Cock-blocker!