November 8

Slap your bestie day!!

YOU:hey,slaps*
BESTIE:what was that for
YOU:did your forget it november 8

Elevate 8

To fall seven times and stand up eight

He went trough the elevate 8 phase, where he failed many times but he never quit

June 8

June 8 is national BFF day

Hey John it's June 8

I know happy BFF day

February the 8

It's national fwgohann day...

Person 1: Omg, tomorrow is February the 8.
Person 2: Wait so tomorrow is national fwgohann day

8=D~{[()]}

How you are born, because the ~is semen released in the woman’s vaginaand {()} is the vagina and 8=D is the penis

8=D~{()} lets do it!

8-mile

When you use a bicycle to paint 8 miles of Astroglide onto a road and then slip-and-slide down it with an erect penis.

Ben 8-miled yesterday and it did not go well.

March 8

U are the HOTTEST person ever and the person with the birthday March 6 likes you

March 6: Hey _____

March 8:do u think I’m hot?

March 6: ummmmmm maybe