ass-mop

1. To scoot ones ass across a surface.

2. The action of a dog scooting its derrier across the floor, potentially leaving a foul smell and sometimes a trace of god only knows.

3. A device used to clean your big Aunt Pearl.

4. An excessively hairy ass that could be re-named Bob Marley

1,2. That dog just ass-mopped my carpet!

3. Go and ass-mop your Aunt Pearl, Jimmy!

4. SUSIE: "So how was last night with that frat hottie?"
DAISY SUE: "Well, I woke up, turned my head and saw the biggest ass-mop of my life!"
SUSIE: "You shoulda busted out those scissors Daisy Sue!"

Ass Gum

Sticky ooze within the butt crack

His ass gum stained his underpants

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swamp ass

A common condition in which the ass crack and crotch becomes overly moist, sweaty, and stinky from one or all of the following:
- sweating on a hot day
- not bathing enough
- long day of work, sports, play
- incomplete wipe due to rush or laziness

The crack will often feel squishy, wet, unpleasant, and itchy. It is recommended to take a bath with soap to sanitize the condition.

Example:

After a long day of moving furniture. "I need to go home and take a shower before I get swamp ass."

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ass cable

(noun) solid bodily waste discharged through the anus

1)
"Get the fuck out of the bathroom, I gotta lay some ass cable...NOW!"

2)
"What a rude bastard. I don't enjoy looking at ass cable when I go to take a piss. Next time, fuckhead, flush the toilet."

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Moon Ass

A woman's gluteus maximus that is mainly constructed of cellulite. Due to the lack of muscle the ass is covered in dimples, loose spots, and has an appearance that resembles the moon: a cratered surface.

"Yo I heard you got with Sarah, how was that fat ass of hers?"
"Shit was nasty dude! Bitch's ass was filled with dimples and it was loose as fuck!"
"Damn, really! I never thought Sarah would have moon ass!"

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Movie Ass

The numbing horrible pain you get in your lower back and ass that comes from sitting in a chair to long at a movie theater.

Holy Shit Lord of the Rings really gave me "Movie Ass"

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ass burglar

A donkey that breaks into buildings to steal valuables.

The city police arrested Donald Donkey last night. They say he's a serial ass burglar.

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