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A period in American history where if you had money, all you had to do was invest in stock, kick back, and enjoy the ride. The street was swarming with gangsters, the Klan was lynching blacks, and the economy prospered. What more could you ask for?
It was THE TIME to be living, that is if you weren't poor, of course. In that case, you would just be picking cotton and shitting in your front yard. If you want to know what it was like, read The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald.
My Great Great Grandpa: "Boy life sure does suck ass, picking cotton like a skunkape all day."
Rich Prick: "Oh cheer up you dirt poor pussy! It's The Roaring 20's!"
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Only beautiful, awesome, smart, crazy, honest, understanding and overall outstanding people are born on march 20. People born on this day are a rare species and if you ever meet one, never let them go as they are the best friends and will do anything for their loved ones. People born on march 20th 2007 are often quite musical. People born on this day are also born to be famous, Barren Trump who is Donald Trump's son was Bron on this day. And I truly believe that everyone born on this day will one day be a famous.
Hey Aisling how are you today??
Hello Bob I'm fine, by the way it s my birthday! March 20 2007 baby.
No way! Happy birthday you Amazing goddess!
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you know what time it is it is the end of oct go give people hugs everyday.
"dude why are you hugging everyone?"
"Because in Oct 20 - November I have to give someone a hug everyday."
When someone says some stupid shit and you need to set them straight.
When you try making convo but boss man wont speak to you till you respect his 20
Tayyab:'hi what country are you from?'
'Bossman: ' respect my 20'
*buys shirt*
Bossman: 'Ghana' :)
An ominous trend in American history, wherein each president elected into office during a year divisible by 20, starting with Abraham Lincoln, has suffered an assassination attempt. Some have been successful, as with Lincoln and John F. Kennedy, though most have failed.
George W. Bush, who was elected in 2000, may or may not have invoked this rule already. On May 10, 2005, in Tbilisi, Georgia (the country, not the American state), a man named Vladimir Arutinian threw a live grenade at W. Due to the handkerchief tied around it, however, it failed to detonate. Alternatively, the rule could have been invoked years earlier by a pretzel.
"When is someone going to invoke the 20 Year Rule again? It's getting close to crunch time, you know."
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the most pointless age ever. you may as well turn 19 two years in a row. there is absolutely nothing significant about this age except, perhaps, the commonly said "you're not a teen anymore!" ... big fucking deal. i still can't legally drink.
"happy birthday, kelsey!.. wow, 20 years old!.. you're not a.."
"shut the hell up."
"hey, now! only 365 more days until you can.."
"FUCK. YOU."
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How deep the legend Beetlejuice thinks a 6 foot hole is.
Hey Beet if you dig a 6 foot hole how deep is it. Um I think it’s about 20 feet.
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