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Sadly, a younger or close to middle aged person with large, saggy tits like an elderly woman.
They say more than a mouthful is a waste-well, these gorilla tits can smother a person if they aren't careful!
Invented by twitter user @pixelatedboat as a fake quote from the book "Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House " by Michael Wolff. The quote explained how in his first day in office Trump complained to White House aides that the TV in his bedroom was broken because it didn't have the gorilla channel, which Trump thought existed and only screened gorilla content 24 hours a day. So they edited many gorilla based documentaries together to appease him.
Besides it was clearly meant as satire many people took it by heart.
To watch the gorilla channel
1. Take an obvious joke as totally real
Joe- Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eat nine!
David- Why would six be afraid of anything? Numbers have no feelings.
Billy- Dude, it's a joke
Joe- Don't sweat it, he's watching the gorilla channel
Fighting with a gorilla is what you can say when you are having an internal conflict and/or are dealing with something you wish to keep secret from others in the conversation.
"Paula's really been fighting with the gorilla lately! Have you heard about the big break up? Tough situation all around."
or
"Y'know I would go out tonight but I've just been having a fight with a gorilla all day today. Maybe I'll talk to you about it later. Go have fun without me."
For that spunky boss given from the new Viking Employee that scares everyone... but has to deal with! Thank god for the grave yard shift....
I have a new Gorilla Boss.
Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.
John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.
When a guy is getting a hand job, under something to hang on to, grabs hold of it, performing a pull-up until their penis is at the girl's face height, turning that hand job, into some nice dome. After he gets that one poke in her mouth, he blows his load all over her, concluding the gorilla burst.
Jonny: My relationship with my girlfriend is going well, but we have been at the handjob stage for almost 3 weeks now. How do I take our sex life to the next level without forcing her?
Joe: Just gorilla burst all over her, show her whose boss.
Jonny: Great idea joe!
Literally Isaac Mogaka on steroids.
That peach boory distracts everyone
Damn look, It’s OG Gorilla Man wit hella ass on video call.