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When someone has a stroke and a seizure at the same time.
I saw a guy have a seizure salad the other day. It was pretty disturbing.
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When a bunch of guys put their flaccid dicks in your mouth
I had three guys over last night and they fed me a noodle salad. Now my jaw is sore.
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you eat someones ass out (toss their salad) with jelly or syrup and then pack it with your meat.
I totally gave Dan St. a chef salad last night.
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a bowling technique that curves the ball
Anton is very good at tossing the salad. He gets a strike every time!
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When you have sex with a cat, and the cum looks like ranch dressing.
Joe: "Wanna play soggy biscut?"
Arnold: "Nah man lets play cat salad, I got a cat at home!"
Joe: "Lets do it!!"
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The Chocolate Salad is difficult to achieve and almost impossible to master. The man proceeds to excrete a bowl movement while the woman sucks his manitalia. Immediatly after he releives himself (in both meanings of the word) the woman begins to eat out the mans anal cavity until he releives himself again. Extra points are achieved if he passes a bowl and ejaculates at the same time.
Did you hear the news? Ryan got a fat chocolate salad from the Scranton Sloar! She took his dumpling blumpkin to the face!
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Licking the insides of an individuals asshole
jacob sartorius: so yesterday she licked my asshole.
Friend: dude that's awesome.
jacob sartorius: yeah Millie is such a salad shaker.
Friend: damn right, she a whore.
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