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National call out the people who talk shit behind peoples backs day!
"Its August 3rd!"
"So."
"We get to expose everyone we know who's chatting shit"
kiss the birthday boy🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐
birthday boy: its my birthday, august 23
side hoe 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, and 13: "commere big boy!!!!!!"
the day where you prank your partner by telling them you’re breaking up with them
“hey *person* i’m breaking up with you.”
“WHAT?”
“sorry it’s 24th august. that was a prank”
“Oh okay :)”
yo he got that fuckin SCHMEAT tho, like damn daddy did you rob the butcher for that hamhock or are you just slanging the spoils of the hunt. You could choke a goddamn hippo with that hog.
Andrew August wakes up in the morning, fully erect with the salute of a thousand men, ready to bless the earth with his girth.
National slap your bestfriend day
You: slaps friend*
Friend: why did you slap me?
You: it’s 27 August National slap your best friend day!
is the international Henpecked Man's Day. Men who haven't bend to women yet, are u serious?
congratulations on 6 August! You're acting like pussy, henpecked!
when the area 51 raid actually happened, commonly mistakened by September 20
on august 51 we go, they cant stop us all