Random
Source Code

Schmeat

A giga-penis

You know me and the boys are packing that schmeat

by YourBoyBepis October 13, 2020

125๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Schmeat

Schlong Meat

guy 1: How much schmeat you got?
guy 2: Enough

by Fish Drowned March 1, 2021

47๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Schmeat

A massive fucking schlong.

โ€œMax was wearing a fucking Speedo at the swim meet yesterday, that motherfucker got some SCHMEAT bruhโ€

by DigBiccBoii April 9, 2021

38๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Schmeat

A below average penis, with one exception. If the schmeat is attached to a Knowlsey it refers to a penis so huge it changes the atmospheric pressure of any room it's in.

I can barely breathe with Knowlsey's schmeat in here

by Captaindownloadboner June 15, 2019

119๐Ÿ‘ 104๐Ÿ‘Ž


Schmeat

Schmeat is the result of the marriage between the German Surname SCHMITT and the English word MEAT. It is a dick joke of Western Pennsylvanian origins, though its usage has flourished in recent years, especially among the Asian-American motion graphics animator population. In fact, its usage as a euphemism has become antiquated and archaic. Schmeat has actually evolved in to one of those rare catch all words on par with "fuck". Its versatility makes it the appropriate substitute for almost any part of speech.

"I'm gonna take a Schmeat!"

"Uh....Schmeat!"

"Schmeat!!!!"

by TheRealSchmeat January 9, 2009

58๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


Schmeat

A small, yet not tiny penis (usually 3 inches or less) *Not to be confused with shmeat

Girl 1: "girl, big news...or little news that is"
Girl 2: "Omg, what is it"
Girl 1: "Johnny and I had sex last night, but its not as exciting as you think. Johhny has a schmeat"
Girl 2: "Well at least that makes me feel blessed that David is average"

by howlongcantheasebe? April 29, 2015

46๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


Schmeat

a person who has a small penis

it is the opposite to schlong.

"Yo Gonzo has a schmeat"
"No man I heard Carlos had a schmeat, his girlfriend told me"

by EjaculatoryAid May 15, 2015

20๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž