james river high school

a factual description of jrhs. james river high school, often called simply "river", is a small-town school in the boondocks of botetourt county, virginia. known county-wide as your local shithole, this is a gathering for the rednecks in lifted trucks, shouting their mating call "yee-yee", as they scout their natural habitat. the rival school is lord botetourt high, known for it's whores and snobs. (side note: please God will yall accept this as a definition. if you dont then youre a total asswipe.)

Redneck: Down hur in the holler is whur yall find gud ol james river high school. YEE YEE I LOVE 'MURICA TRUMP 2020
Literally everyone else:

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River Oaks Baptist girls

really hot girls who are hotter then all the fat-legged kinkaid, st. johns, and first pres. girls put together!!!

st. johns guy: whoa look at that fine girl over there!!

st johns guy 2: yea she goes to river oaks baptist! they're all like that!

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Willamette river

Willamette River (pronounced Moe-LAM-meh )
The Californians (pronounced will-AH-mit-ee ) is located in state of Oregon...

diary creek dumps into tul-la-tan valley creek. and tul-la-tan valley creek dumps into Willamette River. And Willamette River dumps into columbia river.
My point is there are lot of creeks that dump into Willamette River, and a lot of drug using people in hills above Mountaindale piss in the creeks. If your are in Portland Oregon don't drink the water....

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dirty old river weed

River weed refers to cannabis which has been inadvertently brought into a river, lake or any large body of water, making it incredibly soggy. Even after drying the weed out, it still tastes like shit.

The phrase "dirty old river weed" may be a vague throwback at the phrase "dirty old foot hash."

This dirty old river weed tastes like a wet dog.

Yeah, let's just roll up a river blunt!

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glass bottom river boat

the act of shiting in a glass bowl while it is placed over your partners head

Hey Toby, I just gave that bitch the glass bottom river boat.

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sending mandela down the river

Taking a large dump and flushing the toilet a few times to get the entire contents down the pipe

"Where's Tony, we have a meeting in 2 minutes!" - "he's sending mandela down the river, he should be out in a minute"

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Losing your glasses in the river

The tendency to be cataclysmicly upset while drunk over something that would only be mildly irritating while sober.

Symptoms include forming irrational conclusions, like "im going to jail, im going to lose my house, im going to have my dog reposesed.

That girl lost her damn glasses in the river last night.
or

You are losing your glasses in the river right now.

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