Rural Dictionary

Beast of Redmond

One of many nicknames for Microsoft, though it can also be applied to the corporation's ethically challenged founder, Bill Gates.

Like George W. Bush, the Beast of Redmond will probably fail in its bid for world domination, if Vista is any clue.

by David Blomstrom October 4, 2007

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BEAST MODE

A state of mind of mental crazyness that you unleash on everyone

When your at the pool throwing kids in hit your fist together twice and shout BEAST MODE

by Runingwitknifes May 22, 2008

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The Beast is characterized by:

1) Total lack of self awareness or ability to perform even rudimentary self reflection
2) Inflated sense of self worth
3) Tendency to project aberrant occurrences as trends within a population and to hold viewpoints based on broad generalizations
4) Complete lack of tact in social interaction
5) Total inability to delegate, even the most basic and elementary of tasks, due to an overwhelming need for total control
6) Tendency to produce despicably loud and stinky farts

My boss is The Beast! She called Mother Theresa an evil psychopath while scratching her ass in meeting with senior management, then proceeded to belittle the letter to her staff that she made me write for her, telling me that I need to write it at 5th grade reading level and telling me that I am too privileged.

by Drewskyzyc March 5, 2010

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Sexy beast

Sexy beast - normally used for people called “Melissa” these rare creatures radiate beauty . Although they may be seen as sexy and beautiful they normally carry heavy warning , they can be annoying and aggressive if provoked - normally think they are right about everything.

Also can be violently moody if they are not fed

The sexy beast consumed the buffet without taking a breath

by Bourne99 July 6, 2018

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