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When a group of people are thoughtlessly agreeing with each other even if they are holding opposing views.
"Why are all those people talking at the same time? Are they high?"
Nah dude, they're having a Blind Circle-Jerk.
A hilarious role played by Korean Actor Bobby Lee.
Blind Kung Fu Master: THE BLIND KUNF FU MASTER IS HEEEERE!
Destructo Man: Right whatever, see ya.
"Jesus, look at the size of his cock!, it's like a Blind Cobblers Thumb!"
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When a Portuguese man accepts a date with a Portuguese "woman" without detailed information about her penis size, and photographic proof that she has no Bhutcraq.
I thought my encounter with Calixa had turned into a Portuguese Blind Date until I felt her massive penis.
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The three blind mice are aka gamma gamma girls ,the bobby booter sticks, pp and the fatty chattys the names these girls are Anela aka Angel of death of intruders kylee aka the poop trail and kallie the fruitcake FATTY! These girls are the best of friends
I wish we were three blind mice
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The propensity of some longtime residents to lose perspective about how good they have it compared to most of the world (and other, less privileged SF residents) and start complaining about trivial shit. SFEB often sets in during the fifth year of living in San Francisco and becomes incurable by the tenth year.
"God damn it! I just missed the N Judah. Now I have to wait four minutes for the next one! MUNI IS THE WORST PUBLIC TRANSIT SYSTEM EVER!!! AAAAARGH!!!"
"Sounds like somebody has a case of San Francisco Entitlement Blindness!"
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Ha! It's poetry in motion
She turned her tender eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
Mm, but she blinded me with science
(She blinded me with science!)
And failed me in biology, yeah
Huh-huh
When I'm dancing close to her
(Blinding me with science, science)
(Science!)
I can smell the chemicals
(Blinding me with science, science)
(Science!)
Mm, now but it's poetry in motion
And when she turned her eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
She blinded me with science
(She blinded me with science!)
And failed me in geometry
When she's dancing next to me
(Blinding me with science, science)
(Science!)
I can hear machinery
(Blinding me with science, science)
(Science!)
Hah! It's poetry in motion
And now she's making love to me
The spheres are in commotion
The elements in harmony
She blinded me with science
(She blinded me with science!)
And hit me with technology
I don't believe it, there she goes again
She's tidied up and I can't find anything
All my tubes and wires and careful notes
And antiquated notions
But, it's poetry in motion
And when she turned her eyes to me
As deep as any ocean
As sweet as any harmony
Uh, she blinded me with science
(She blinded me with science!)
She blinded me with