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It’s when you receive oral sex when taking a shit.
Dude is it true you got a blumpkin from the hotel maid?
The greasiest shit ever. When a hoe blows the D while the guy takes a shiiii.
I was at a football game and this bitch busted open the shitter door and gave me a blumpkin.
A sexual act in which someone is given oral sex while sitting on a toilet, usually whilst they are using said toilet.
"You were in the bathroom for like 20 minutes, you good?"
"I'm doing great! Stella just gave me a blumpkin!"
when your sucking when he's pooping
what are you doing tonight? oh, i'm getting a blumpkin from my maid
A gender-neutral term for the act of giving oral sex to a person who is defecating. Contrary to popular belief, blumpkins are not unique to blowjobs: as humanity progresses, our definitions so too must evolve to encapsulate the diversity of grotesque and beautiful sex acts of the wild modern world.
"She braced one leg on the wall, just above the roll of Charmin, and let a long brown roll slide from her backside as he twirled his tongue betwixt the salmon-pink folds of her frontside in a blumpkin that could only be described as socially progressive."
"I caressed his erect phallus and kneeled for a blumpkin, as the remains of his dinner were violently ejected into the porcelain bowl."
the act of giving someone a "blumpkin" refers to squatting on their chest and defecating while they suck u off.