There's Pussy in the Box

A phoney-bologna fake made-up jingle sung when you encounter a housecat in a cardboard box.
In this context, the word, "pussy" does not mean a woman's flower! :-O

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
♪ Don't turn up the stereo ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪

Blander Box

A computer with internet connection that supplies so much bland shit that nothing is special or personal since you'll see it all.

"This fucking blander box sure is killing the underground."

"I hate talking to people over this blander box, it's just too impersonal."

"Dude I'm into skat now because of this fucking blander box."

mental box

a box is when 2 people touch knuckles (like fist to fist)as a personalized handshake or showing of respect or equivalence.

a mental box is when these 2 people want to do a box, but are to far away from each other.

while sitting in a classroom. person A on one side of the classroom and person B on the other side.

person A asks person B: how many points did u get on the test

Person B: 77

Person A: i got 80, mental box

cheddar box

stupid, you don’t make sense

oh godd elizabethhh ur such a cheddar box, this doesn’t make sense

box chocolate

1. Fecal matter that was once lodged within the vagina of it's creator.
2. "When poo from my poodie-poodie slides down and gets stuck in my box."

husband: I hungy
wife: what for?
husband: chocolate
wife: I have chocolate
husband: what kind do you have?
wife: box chocolate

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bug box

A small, air-tight container that holds your weed!

"Yo go grab my bug box, thats where the rest of our dub is."

fraud-box

Send a large number of emails to the Fraudcast in the hopes they'll read them on the air.

I am going to fraud-box 18 stories about breast milk ice cream to those jokers at the Fraudcast.