Stop Doing That

You know exactly what I mean. Stop it.

Me (being tapped repetitively by Person 1): Stop doing that.
Person 1: What am I doing?
Me: Something that you should stop doing.

Person 2: This is my first amendment right! If you don't like it, that's too bad.
Me: Stop doing that.
Person 2: Well OK, if you insist.

Rebel: Fuck the government.
Me: Stop doing that.
Rebel: No YOU stop it!
Me: *Head explodes*

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doing a dan

meeting a girl on the internet from another country, getting really intimate and regarding her as your girlfriend,
and then going to visit only 2 be heartbroken

Craig 'I got a girlfriend now from the US on gaiaonline'
Phill 'oh right, you gonna meet her?'
Craig 'Nah, doubt it'
Phill 'Yea, your not doing a dan are you?'

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doing a neymar

To fall and keep rolling over at the slightest of contact so the referee books the opposition

Brazil's no.10 is doing a neymar again. The Mexican defender had the slightest of contacts and he rolls over a few times, clutching his foot in agony like a drama queen

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Doing a dunsford

Doing a dunsford

Also known a to have done a dunsford

To completely fuck something up, beyond recognition, usually multiple times, often in a dangerous way, but it has been know do describe any mistake made in an engineering work place.

Used mainly in engineering fields, often followed by 'cheers then' is commonly used in the UK and Europe

Believed to have originated from Rolls-Royce

Person A: ‘I think I’ve done it, again, its on the piss’

Person B: ‘what? Really?!’
Person A: ‘yea it’s my seventh! I just keep doing a dunsford!’
Person B: ‘at least it’s not as bad as last time, you nearly lost an eye’
Person A: ’yea I am such a dunsford’

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sho 'do

street slang for the phrase "sure do"

usage of this term isn't as prevalent as it used to be though

Person 1: U prolly b hatin on cracka azz hilbillies ain't u?

Person 2: Sho 'do!

Person 1: U b hatin on faggot ass bitches who b chicken shit
posers comin into the hood too, Right?

Person 2: I sho 'do, I b hatin on anybody like those fools.

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Doing an EJ

A phrase used to politely insinuate the act of sexual intercourse, typically used when there has been large amounts of sex between a couple in a short amount of time.
Not used in any way to portray the mis-use or mis-conduct of the action of fornecation, and is not to be used in a derogative way.

"Mary's boyfriend Dave got back yesterday from a 5 week holiday, and they've been doing an EJ since."

"Wheres Josh and Sarah?"
"I dont know. Probably off doing an EJ."

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Doing a Biggsy

The art of walking around with your office shirt hanging out the back.

Did you see Chris down the hall? He was seriously doing a biggsy!

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