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Someone who doesnt feel right, you cant put your finger on it.
"I'm low down and I'm shifty!
'And if you hear a man that sounds like me smack him
and ask him where the fuck did he get his damn raps from..'" - Eminem low down and shifty
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The cantonese definition for the word pervert.
Nick is a hom sup low. It explains why he has a peeping hole to the girl's locker room.
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A person who is boring and just stays indoors all day
That guy is a low life, I don't think he has friends
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1. Term used for those who are "too cool to obey rules"
2. Failure to achieve simple task
3. Acquires more than 3 FAILS per day
4. Operates at a very low low level
Mr. Miller: Alright class good day, don't forget tomorrow is our picture day, so wear your uniforms to school.
..next day..
Gilbert: Mr. Miller I forgot my uniform...
Mr. Miller: You are a Low Level Operator!
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How Bri’ish people say Halo Three
Oy bruv you wonna play some ay low free?
when two people know that they are perfect for each other, but just don't accept it. These two will normally talk on occasion, and pretend like it means nothing (even though it does).
Me: "Hey how is it going with you and Laney?"
Dylan: "There is nothing going on, we don't love each other"
Me: "Smh....low-key love"
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The epitome of ass-kissery. As soon as you walk into a Lowe's, your ass saturated with the spit of every employee that crosses your path; but it is not their fault, because it is what they have been constantly told to do every day. Lowe's is built upon the model of "excellent, excruciatingly-paranoid, money-pinching, annoying, ass-kissing, customer-focus". The best thing to do when you see a "red vest" is to cut a corner and run. These people are already stressed enough with the dumbass questions that get flung at them every day so one more question is just one more reason for them to eat a bullet.
Customer walks in Lowe's:
"HI! BILLY MAYS HERE WITH Lowe's Home Improvement WAREHOUSE! WE HAVE LOTS OF ITEMS TO HELP YOUR EVERY NEED FOR EVERY SITUATION! HOW MAY WE BE OF SERVICE TO YOU TODAY SIR OR MA'AM???"
Customer: Holy fucking ass crackers! Can I not look at the fucking power tools without being bombarded by damn service? Fuck this I'm going to Home Depot where people leave me the hell alone!
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