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When someone sees something they way they'd like to be while drunk.
Mara sleep with Jordan because she had her beer glasses on after the party.
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An insult meaning that they are so angry at their own self image that they become enraged at the mirror and try to strangle their reflection - smashing the mirror which gets glass in their hands. A last name can be added on to the end of glass hands to create a nick name - which is the usual way the insult is used.
Yeah, Glass Hands Cook is a right twat!
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To place plastic wrap on someone's face and then proceed to defocate on it.
I gave her a glass bottom boat ride.
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when you wrap someone's face in plastic wrap and then shit on them
that girl let me glass bottom boat her, man i love shitting on people.
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the REAL definition:
when you put saran wrap on your chest and someone takes a shit on it and you flip the saran wrap into your face
people have ACTUALLY done this... and i have no idea how fecal matter is sexually stimulating but whatever floats your boat i guess... i made a funny.
dude 1: yea cassy gave me a glass bottom boat..
dude 2: you sick fuck.
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Jerking off underneath a glass coffee table while some slut drops trow and shits over you, onto the table.
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Squatting on or over a glass top or plexiglass table and pinching a juicy, steamy turd on top while some sick and twisted bastard anxiously watches from underneath for the splashdown.
My girlfriend treated me to eggs onda glass last night braaaaahhhh. It was a curler.
I couldn’t pay rent this month so my landlord offered an eggs onda glass option. I sure hope he has some windex on hand. I have only been able to eat at Taco Bell.