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Eating six saltines in one minute without drinking something.
The Great Saltine Challenge is something Brennan O'C will NEVER complete.
if your not living your life by it, your living wrong.
the ron swanson pyramid of greatness is a pyramid chart of the most badass TV character ever introduced to the fucking planet. it slowly teaches you how to be destined to become a badass white guy stuck as director of park and recreations at a small town in indiana who hates government but works in it as well. a dedicated fellow, this chart will make you a ron swanson.
"If you have any complaints, questions, or concerns, deal with it yourself, like an adult."
-Ron Swanson
"the swanson pyramid of greatness taught me how to be the perfect american and not some uncultured swine like the fucker reading this"
Look at Mick over there, eating all them pies, he's a dirty great bloater.
When your trying to be low key on how much you just love seeing this person.
Yes I’m glad you stopped at bear for tator skins, it was great seeing you.
Where You Can Get Drunk And Forget About Your Kids
i am not gonna take you to great wolf lodge kid NOW GET ME A BEER
An exclamation of surprise and disgust, typically uttered after painting the name "Chefs" on the field of a Kansas City football team.
"Uh... Shouldn't it say 'Chiefs?'"
"Great googly moogly..."
To put in a lot of effort, energy, or work to achieve something
Dog owners might go to great lengths to make sure their pets won't be rejected from apartment buildings.
Taylor went to great lengths to keep their relationship private and out of the spotlight .