4th of July

Just another regular day. Fuck Patriotism.

I sat at home on the 4th of July doing my regular duties, while some obese nationalistic fucktards were rejoicing on the other side of the Atlantic.

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july 8

four days after the fourth of july

woah guess what it's july 8th! That means the fourth of july was 4 days ago!

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July 22

the day after the best day of the year, July 21

random dude: Jason was born on July 22, what a loser
guy who was born on july 21: aye shut the fuck up asshole he was born on july 22, aka. the day after the best day of the year

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July 11th

National get your face stuck in a mug day

Kylie: its July 11th
Ruby: yes ik
Kylie: its national get your face stuck in a mug day
Ruby: gets her face stuck in a mug

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Julie Chen

The host of Big Brother.

"Hi, I'm Julie Chen, welcome to Big Brother!"- Julie Chen

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July 15

if someone is born on july 15 you have to give them head it’s a law

wanna suck it?
no
i was born on july 15
ohhhh okay come here

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July 27

July 27 is the day where all the BAD BITCHES are born. If you're born on this day, you're the baddest bitch and you deserve to be praised on your birthday. In more than one way ;)

Person 1: When's your birthday?
Person 2: July 27th.
Person 1: Oh so you're a BAD BITCH?

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