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Vajazzled penis, glitter cock, sequin prick.
I really want a shpongle knob!
The male alternative to a vajazzle.
Sequin prick, sparkle rod, glitter dick
“Check out my shpongle knob”
“Why have you got glitter there?!”
Bury a fleshlight in the ground near a gravestone and proceed to have sex while making eye contact with the grave stone.
Donny's wife passed away. He missed her so much he decided to go grave knobbing.
When one fill their mouth jizz, rests the testicle on their chin or throat, and then opens and closes the jaw bouncing the testicles up and down.
I got lock jaw last saturday from too much jaw-knobbing
When you're getting a really sloppy blowjob and they get lots of spit on it.
Friend 1: bro I need to get some good head
Friend 2: bro I agree. I want some good knob slobbin
An amazing 24 hour period where anyone is allowed to grab anyones knob and bollocks (Dick). Take advantage of this day for it only comes once a year on april 16
Hey are you gonna participate in National Grab knob and bollocks day?
Someone who bites off a mans penis
Holy shit Sarah is a knob chopper, she bit David’s dick off