vajazzle

To give the female genitals a sparkly makeover with crystals so as to enhance their appearance.

Jennifer Love Hewitt regularly vajazzles her va-jay-jay with Swarovski crystals.

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vajazzle

(v). to decorate your vag with jewels, thus bedazzling your vagina.

"She's ugly as shit.. but she vajazzles, so it's okay."

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vajazzle

to groom one's private parts prior to visiting the OBGYN or before a hot date.

Did you vajazzle before you visited the OBGYN today?

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vajazzle

1.) To adorn ones crotchal region with swarovski crystals

2.) To use ones vagina as a brainwashing device, esp. for personal gain.

"I wish she'd warned me that she'd gotten vajazzled. Now I have this wicked rash on my cum gutters."

valley girl#1: Wow Tiffany, another pair of Christian Loubs?? That's the third pair this week!
valley girl#2: Yeah, Jeff got them for me. He's totally vajazzled.

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vajazzle

Vajazzle is a verb that means to put bright and shiny stickers on your vagina. It can sometimes hurt.

Samantha wanted to make her vagina look pretty for her boyfriend so she vajazzled it.

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vajazzling

The act of applying glitter and jewels to a woman's nether regions for aesthetic purposes.

The transfixion felt by the pointless wonder of vaginal glitter.

Feeling her Swarovski jewellery wasn't enough, Sue started vajazzling for added bling effect.

"Did you see that chick's crotch crystals? They're vajazzling!"

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Vajazzled

a.k.a. completely bare™ with a flair is a completely bare™ wax with a swarovski crystal design

"I got my bikini vajazzled for my birthday"

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