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An amount of time so great that it is no longer measurable by units of time and is instead measured by units of assness.
I've been sitting in this traffic jam for a long ass time.
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The fear of long words is known as hippopotomonstrosesquippediliophobia.
Basically this is a phobia of long words. And if you've noticed, the phobia itself is a long word. Whoever made this was obviously a jackass.
Fear of long words:
"Do you have any phobias?"
"I have.... well, sir, I'm afraid to say.
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a question asked to know why someone is upset
It's Christmas, Jane. Why the long face? (Why are you so unhappy on Christmas?)
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this is for the long lakers who would do ANYTHING just to be back at long lake camp for like 2 seconds...
to all the long lakers who spent hours rehersing, danced untill they collapsed, sang untill they couldnt sing anymore, sat through the princess bride, longed for midnight pizza, snuck food at the water park, snuck candy from packages, spent the 4th of july at the beach with the 'townies', been to hosses at least once, played teather ball, lost teatherball, know every word to rent, spent hours in the fab, have yelled hand check, have been yelled hand check by a counsler, groaned when hearing the word sports, attempted to climb herm rock, sat on the ladies bench, satin an oversized adirondac chair, signed the pac, the rylee or the walls of your bunk, know why hell night should be called peace and love night and why the next morning is hell, barely slept on hell night, cried because the session was over and of course... made the most amazing frineds
yeahh i went to long lake camp this summer.. and it was no joke the greatest 3 weeks of my life
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It is used as the greeting of the Vulcan people.
"Live Long and Prosper"
-Mr. Spock (Star Trek: TOS)
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The gun "allegedly" used by rapper Gun Rack in the show Key & Peele to kill Darnell Simmons.
"Shot up Darnell with a long ass gun and tossed it into the aquarium."
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The act of long rythmic penetrations during intercourse, full extention is the required for optimal effect.
My girl complained of humping her like a rabbit so I used another effective technique called the California Long Stroke.
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