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A café in Dublin, Ireland known for its hearty meat dishes and off-the-chain social media accounts, which are apparently run by a self-confessed troll called Paulie. So far, the White Moose has engaged in on-line feuds with Vegans, Brazilians, digital photographers, and other nefarious denizens of the Net. This problematic behavior has resulted in a massive amount of fake restaurant reviews and a world-wide cult following for the café.
Did you hear? The White Moose Café is now at war with furries! They've made Fox News again.
The act of pouring Manitoba's select maple syrup over a woman's anus and penetrating, only to have a second male come in and slurp up the remnants.
Anna: Please give me a Manitoba Moose Pie!
Dave: Are you sure?
Mike: <slurp slurp slurp>
A unshaven dick
I sucked a furry moose sausage last night, I got pubes in my mouth!
when a man ejaculates into a woman’s diarrhea (making a light-brown color), then before the man goes flaccid, she uses the semen-diarrhea mix to give him a blowjob until he ejaculates a second time
Man 1: Dude, Becky and I got real nasty last night.
Man 2: How nasty?
Man 1: We made a chocolate moose pie
Man 2: You sick fuck.
To forcefully punch a female in the vagina with your middle knuckle raised as if you are giving a half middle finger.
After that whammy moose knuckle she couldn't sit for a week!!
When a female balances herself on the corner of a desk with her vagina and lefts off the ground rocking back and forth.
“Dang it Janet! She’s over there again rocking that moose knuckle!!!!”
A common phrase used predominantly on the west coast to describe a crazy or supernatural event
Damn.. that’s just like a moose in a hurricane