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The cutest guy ever! Honestly he might be a little shy over having such a name, but that's no matter for a guy such as him. He's got a personality like no other and a heart of gold. He's talented in writing and art, and will always find a way to make you laugh
I was having such a bad day 'till I talked to Crystal (male) and he made everything so much better!
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A Male that is Alpha meaning that he is tall and will destroy betas.
wow danny davito is such a alpha male
wow logan paul is such a beta.
danny davito would destroy him fr fr.
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Noun
Slang term for semen or ejaculate.
The tag redefines the term slightly as being like, or having to do with semen.
Used as innuendo. Similarly as one might use a wink and a nod.
Synonyms include: sperm, spermatoza, cum, jizz, jism, spunk, man-aize, nut (i.e. busting a nut), load, etc.
Anecdotally #male tears, are given as a token or representation that indicate "you're welcome", "thank you", and "fuck you" interchangeablely.
The best dates end in the morning, #male tears.
I'm glad we broke up but i'm going to miss guzzling those #male tears
He/she was really there when i needed them so i gave her/him some pearls, #male tears
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A Gamma Male is the third step down in the hierarchical taxonomy of the male sex, directly below a Beta Male and fathoms below an Alpha male. A Gamma Male unconsciously adopts or duplicates female behaviors, values, or expectations in the hopes of winning female admiration. He does this because he is too paralyzingly timid to attempt to directly win the affections of female through the Alpha Male traits of confidence and swagger.
The Gamma Male never appears confident or comfortable with whom he is. In a relationship with a female, he acts like one of her girlfriends. Further, the Gamma Male is wont to show his "feelings" in a cringe worthy manner, bringing audible sighs of shock and disgust from even the most unassertive and passive Beta Males. In comparison to other males of higher evolutionary development, he is a pitiful creature.
You know that screaming queen on 'The Bachelorette' who went and got a tattoo of a heart and a shield on his wrist to profess his undying devotion to the girl he had only known for a few weeks? Yeah, total Gamma Male.
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someone who does follows what their friends say so that they don't get into a fight. Follows a alpha male
Boy 1: You need to fuck your dog or fuck you my self and kill you after
Boy 2 (beta male): Ok, whatever you say master
PROCEDS TO FUCK DOG
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The answer to the question: "What happens when you combine an unrealistic idea of manhood with an insecure male midwit in an environment in which feminism has won the culture wars?" These men combine the worst parts of maleness (compulsive need to dominate weaker people, overall rapey vibes) with the worst parts of femaleness (moronic spirituality, manipulativeness). Luckily, they give off such strong "I'm a sad loser" signals that they're easy to avoid.
As an aside, this type of man serves a valuable role in prisons, because he's unlikely to kick up a fuss about being fucked in the ass. He's the type of person who deludes himself that "the prison bitch is the sigma to the ass-raper alpha". He serves as a receptacle for male sexuality, and he can also help in a fight if he has to. This helps keep the peace among lifers.
Person A: George meditates and says mantras for an hour before he goes to the college bar to hit on drunk teens.
Person B: Yeah, that's because someone who runs a Sigma Male YouTube channel told him he should do that.
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A scientific impossibility, unless the male is surgically transgender.
That's as likely as male pregnancy
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