Yo Mama

An old fucking joke generalizing your mom.

Guy: Omg thats as big as...
Guy 2: No, don't.
Guy: YO MAMA
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up already, that joke's old.

1👍 1👎

Salty mama

a slightly older women who isn’t all that wealthy,but will convince you otherwise not to buy anything; is salty towards you and those who surround you.

Instead of a sugar mama, I got a salty mama.

1👍 1👎

Mama-birding

When you hold the joint up to your friends mouth for them to smoke

“Yo, my homie, home dog, homeslicecicle Mama-birding me dat joint yesterday.”
“Is that when they hold the bunt for you?”
“Yeah it got me feeling homosexual”

2👍 1👎

Mama Licker

Someone so lame and out of touch with society. Their natural habitat is within their mother's basement. In most scenarios, these people are of forty-year old virgin status.

Jeff: "Look at Larry playing League of Legends"
Martin: "Isn't that guy like 45?"
Chris: "Yea, what a Mama Licker!"

1👍 1👎

Joe mama

A term which approximately mean "your momma". It's usually used when someone says "who's joe"

Alan: "Mom, Joe is coming over"
Mom: "Who's Joe?"
Alan: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "Joe Mama"

1👍 1👎

joe mama

an overused joke.

person 1: Yo! Dude! Joe got kidnapped!
Person 2: Who's joe?
person 1: joe mama!

1👍 1👎

Joe mama

I beat my kids so hard that they became crackheads

Who’s joe? Joe mama

1👍 1👎