A big hunky daddy who has a penis larger than the kraken. He does not fear death and has a love spell that will make ANYONE fall for him. He especially has a liking for William Turner.
“Dwayne Martin could choke me!”
Absolutely Disgusting, they are all little kids who will turn out to be nonces,
Bald Martin should be king, seriously bald Martin would never hurt a kid, (totally didn't happen in a morgz video) he is so sweet and bald
Bald Martin Haters are such losers!
I know right!
One of the greatest female and overall bodybuilders to step on the Universe . Might be mistaken by an elephant.
EX: Xiii oh maninho olha para aquelas costas , FODASSE.
-Ah aquela é a Luísa Martins , ela é GIGANTE.
PS: She's my english teacher as well .
When a dog face ass ginger ass nigga gets some banging ass 10/10 unholy ass vile they/them pussy
Bladee's carreer is such a mf martin moment...
When a lame ass dogface ginger looking brotha gets some 10/10 pussy on his dick and u almost can't believe how vile it is.
- "You heard of my new girl, bro?! She's bussin!!!!"
- "You just havin a martin moment -_-"
That one asistaint principal that's a snich ass bitch and gets on everyone's nerves and is the one to break up all the good fights in the hallway during passing period ps. loves big mac's.
Girl 1:COME AT ME BITCH
Girl 2:O HELLL NO
Stacy Martin: STOP FIGHTING BE A SCHOLAR
That one asistaint principal that's a snich ass bitch and gets on everyone's nerves and is the one to break up all the good fights in the hallway during passing period ps. loves big mac's.
Girl 1:COME AT ME BITCH
Girl 2:O HELLL NO
Stacy Martin: STOP FIGHTING BE A SCHOLAR