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The act of endlessly and incessantly asking pointless, meaningless questions with the goal of drawing out meetings or discussions. More often than not, Martining involves asking questions that are self-explanatory, painfully specific to individual situations, or simply in no way related to the current topic or discussion.
I can't believe that douche Martined us again! Is there any living being who doesn't understand the concept of how to read a calendar?
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When a guy is using both hands to hold on to a shed's rafters and his legs are resting on a females shoulders while receiving a roughly given supertrooper blowjob.
Kim can't sing the National Anthem at the game Friday because she got martined last night and cant even talk.
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When a very stressed out engineer takes a giant dump in the ERC toilet, thus leaving streak marks in the toilet
Man I was really filled with shit and martined the toilet to hell.
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A popular irish slang term for being very drunk.
Man i was so martined last night. I cant even remember anything.
My dad was so martined last night. Id say hes very hung over today
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One of the most caring people in the world. He can be shy but, mostly, he’s very talkative and loves to make new friends. He makes you feel special; asking if you're okay. He'll always be there—to comfort, to talk, to listen if you need to vent and let out stress. Although he can be lazy at times, he’s very responsible and does what he needs to get done. He’s humorous and very outgoing, but sometimes he speaks without thinking and when he does, he’ll apologizing asap—almost instantly. He says he's ugly but he's not and has a smile so bright and so sweet, it's contagious. The only way he'll break your heart is when he's got a girlfriend and you can't have him. As a boyfriend, he's perfect. He's loyal and trusting. He's sweet, thoughtful, and caring. And he has great respects for his girlfriend—enjoying the time he spends with her to the fullest. He's very talented, as he has a love for music. He likes to sing and play the keyboard. He's often shy when showing his musical side, but when he sings, his voice is always strong and when he plays the keyboard, the sounds are always clear. He just doesn't realize how much of a sweet, caring, thoughtful, respectful, loving, loyal, and so much more of a friend—of a person—he is. And without him, so much, such as life-changing events, meetings, makings of friendships, and more, would not have happened. So, one should be very grateful to meet, or have met, such an amazing person, because I know, I very much am.
Martin's always there for me, so I'll always be there for him!
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A girl who you would want to be friends with she’s so kind and loving. Has a beautiful smile gorgeous in every way imaginable. Everyone wants to be her and rightfully so martine is a wonderful person to be around And who ever has a martine in their lives should feel so blessed to have her presents!
Look at that beautiful girl must be a martine!
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Martin is the name of a man who has built a barrier between his heart n the ppl he let's have it he is protective of who he let's in his life , he is always putting ppl before him , he is strong,handsome, and intelligent he is perfect he may have flaws but he shows thm proudly he is also has low self a steem but he never let's tht keep him down martin is the name of a man who is determined to change the world for the best .
Martin is a leader
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