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A human mouse that is vewy vewy NAUGHTY. A way you can avoid being called this is just being a good boi/gal and being NICE.
You have been a very NAUGHTY MOUSE.
The white crust that forms on a a computer mouse after using it with a sloppy fap hand for extended periods of time.
A dirty old secretary working near the main entrance to an office. This individual has an enhanced sense of smell and can easily pick up the smell of alcohol after you've come back from a kick-ass lunch break.
Here chew this gum before we head into this hell hole. Otherwise, that dirty smell mouse will take great delight in telling the boss.
A dirty old secretary working near the main entrance to an office. This individual has an enhanced sense of smell and can easily pick up the smell of alcohol after you've come back from a kick-ass lunch break.
Here chew this gum before we head into this hell hole. Otherwise, that dirty smell mouse will take great delight in telling the boss.
Sexy ass Mickey Mouse. End of November fun.
"Why did you nut in November."
"Oh, my b, it was sexy Mickey Mouse."
Hey you wanna watch hot mouse with me?
Is there a hot mouse section on pornhub
The phrase used by an adult who just "farted" to convince a young child that the flatulence they just heard didn't really come from said adult.
Uncle Eddie: "PPPPFFFFFTTTTT"!!
Niece Lilly: "Uncle Eddie!!"
Uncle Eddie: "That wasn't me honey, that was a mouse on a moped!"