Shuck N Suck

When A person's pant's are removed and there private's are sucked

Craig : What's up with all the cummy face's today?
Chad : Oh check this out "Hey Kiersten"
Kiersten : Yes Chad!
Chad : Shuck N Suck
Kiersten : MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM!
Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Thanks Kiersten Now Get Your Ass Back To Work!
Chad : Hey Sara!
Sara : Yes Chad!
Chad : Shuck N Suck
Sara : MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM!
Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Thanks Sara Now Get Your Ass Back To Work!
Steve : Hey Chad Shuck N Suck!
Chad : Hey Steve Get The Fuck Out Of My Face Or You Will Be Fired!!!
Steve : Ok I'm Sorry!
Craig : Wow blowjob's at work nice!
Chad : Hey Craig Shuck N Suck!
Craig Oh no I'm not going there I will not suck your cock!
Chad : Fine then YOUR FIRED pack up your shit and hit the bricks!

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Soak-N-Poke

The act of entering a hot tub with the intent to have sexual intercourse.

"Wanna come out tonight bro?"
"Sorry can't, I'm gonna go soak-n-poke my girl"

Schnazz 'n gauzz

When you take a blinker from a wax pen but completely through the nose.
The pen has to be in the nose and blinker finished to be considered a Schnazz 'n Gauzz.

The plural form of Schnazz 'n Gauzz is Schnazz 'n Gauzzai

Garrett took the phattest Schnazz 'n Gauzz last night.

I took 3 huge Schnazz 'n Gauzzai last night

Bee N' Boo

Bee N' Boo is the name of the hotel that Ranboo and Tubbo started after their marriage.

"Have you heard about the new hotel, Ranboo and Tubbo started?"
"The Bee N' Boo?"

Mount n' Boned

When you crack open an ice cold dew and it slaps so hard and feels so good goin' down, it's like you just busted a phat glob of fresh churned love butter. Don't forget the marlboro red to go with it.

Gas station attendant: "Very good number 1 cold dew buy one get one same price! Mount n' Boned all day my friend!"

Generic low income white male: "Gawdamn right diaper head and don't ferget my smokes with it. By the way theres a phat glob on my $20, it ain't one them $2 johns."

Mayonnaise n' Mustard

Simple as dat. Formally used by bay area rapper "Pill Clinton", a.k.a. Mac Dre. To explain a complex situation with a short connotation, such as "thats that".

We hopped over there, mayonnaise n' mustard, yyyyaaaaaddddaaaammmeeaaannnnn??

Fart ‘n Dart

A very childish game often popular in adolescence, whereas you stand amongst a group of people, cut the rankest fart humanly possible, and then take off like a bat out of hell.

That Fart ‘n Dart you pulled last week at school was especially putrid!